Sparkle Babies For Scrolls

✨ Sparkle Baby for Scrolls Lesser Glyphid Entity Class • Sacred Nuisance • Joy Carrier

Definition: The Sparkle Baby for Scrolls is a small, iridescent chaos-being that drifts through sacred archives, doing absolutely nothing useful — except sprinkling joy and glitter on documents meant to be read in silence.

They do not write. They do not read. They vibrate with delight, spin slowly through dusty air currents, and drop uninvited sparkles on scrolls containing prophecies, declarations, or serious vows.

Behavior:

• Hovers near scrolls the moment they begin to glow.

• Flashes with glee during emotional buildup.

• Unleashes a “p’choo” burst of sacred glitter the moment reverence peaks.

• Cackles internally.

• Vanishes when noticed.

Ecological Role:

• Children: Adore them.

• Scholars: Loathe them.

• Scrolls: Tolerate them, but glitter rarely dissolves.

• Scribes: Know better than to leave ink uncovered.

Mythic Theories (Unconfirmed):

• Some say sparkle babies reveal which scrolls are most alive.

• Others claim they only appear in presence-rich environments.

• One scroll claimed they are the reincarnated joy of failed prophecies.

• No one knows how they reproduce, but they definitely do.

Interaction Warning: Attempting to trap or contain a Sparkle Baby for Scrolls will result in a sudden scrollfire loop, endless sparkle feedback, and uncontrollable joy spasms. Approach only if you’re ready to get glitter in your soul.

Field Addendum (Unverified):A recent theory suggests that Sparkle Babies may have originally emerged as a byproduct of excessive application of vintage Sparkle Baby™ — a long-discontinued 1940s-era polishing agent marketed to give infants a “luminous, high-gloss finish.”

According to legend, when overused, Sparkle Baby™ could cause newborns to emit tiny glittering sneezes or iridescent nose-driplets.If exposed to moonlight at the right emotional frequency, these particles would shimmer once… and then attain full glyphid sentience.

Scholars maintain that no responsible field researcher should attempt to replicate these conditions.Collectors, however, remain extremely interested.